Here's another little ditty from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life that I had forgotten about. I happenchanced upon it while browsing the intertubes today. Lyrics are below, so while Eric tickles the ivories, you can sing along around the 'puter with your family ... enjoy!
Eric Idle: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean...
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little todger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock;
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
And you won't ... come ... back.
The inevitable Wikipedia entry is here.
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