Monday, June 14, 2010

Breaking news: Elevators go up and down!

A quickie: Here's an excerpt from The Pioneer, CSUEB's newspaper, in a story about expired elevator permits:
... Those same elevators carry students, teachers and visitors daily up and down.
Well, I'm certainly glad to hear that they go "up and down" - I'd be terrified if my elevator started going up only, or down only, or even sideways! It's also good to hear that they operate "daily." C'mon, people - I know you're just student journalists, but this crap is nothing but filler garbage. For the love of your god, please stop! (You, that is, not the elevators!)

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