...thank you for putting up with my silliness! (The title was inspired by the punchline of the second joke below.) Here are the jokes I posted in my daily update yesterday. For some crazy reason, I wanted to preserve them. Hence this post. But never fear - an original post coming up later today. (Yeah, like you care...!)
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A constipated guy was so badly bunged up he decided to visit his doctor. The doc prescribed some suppositories, and told the patient to come back a week later.
When he returned, the doctor asked him how he was doing. The very unhappy patient replied, "Well, for all the good those pills did for me, I may as well have shoved them up my ass!"
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One day, as a doctor was walking down a hospital corridor, he saw a patient fleeing from a nurse carrying a bowl of boiling water.
At which point the doctor yelled out, "No, no, nurse - I told you to prick his boil!
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